(Source: scottzzzz)
I got an ESOP (employee stock ownership plan) statement from my old job in the mail today. I had completely forgotten that I still had money in the company. And then there’s the money that I still have in a retirement account there that isn’t in the ESOP, too. It’s not a whole lot of money, but it isn’t anything to sneeze at, either.
But there was a packet of paperwork in the envelope, too. The letter explained it: “I have also included the forms necessary to complete a distribution or rollover from your <holding company name> ESOP account.” But I didn’t ask for the paperwork. Is this a new standard practice for y’all now, or are y’all just trying to get rid of me, or….?
This is Ted.
About Ted: “Have a Doctorate degree from Covington Theological Seminary and pastor full time in a Southern Baptist Church. Retired from the Air Force Reserves as an E-8 in 1995 with eight years active duty and 13 years in the reserves. Retired from the postal service as a Manager in January 2009. Been married to Terri Montgomery for 38 years. Have a great life and a wonderful family. I am truly blessed.”
Ted is also a bigot who sees GAY everywhere he looks. (Really? “Significant other” is “a term coined by the gay community”? Really?)
What I’m saying is that I wouldn’t mind if you went here and made fun of Ted. I think he probably deserves it.
Does Ted know that Chick-fil-A actively and openly discriminates against gay people?
I don’t know if Mother Nature is menopausal or what, but it’s January for God’s sake. Even for Mississippi this is ridiculous.
On a completely unrelated note, this is my 1000th post. So….umm….yay me?
I’m watching the pilot episode of Alcatraz, and so far there have already been two Lost references from Jorge Garcia’s character (that I’ve caught). He said something about “the last time I was on the island,” and one of the books he wrote was titled Alcatraz by the Numbers.
Am I a nerd for catching those?